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Marry, Fuck, Kink: Star Trek Edition

In no particular order because I just love them all so much

Sarah Bella
3 min readFeb 15, 2024
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Marry

Lt. Cdr. Jadzia Dax - maybe quite literally the most perfect being in the Trek universe; brainy, beautiful, composed, empathetic, roguish, fun, and a force to be reckoned with; the one that got away because everyone but Worf was too intimidated to ask her out; a role model for literally all genders; also kinky

Cpt. William Thomas Riker - essentially Kirk, but with more empathy and a sexy beard; will flirt the pants off you with a smile and a joke, but always chooses his family first after losing Deanna once early in his career, as well as a son later in life; can cook

Cpt. Benjamin Lafayette Sisko - Picard might be space dad, but Sisko is space daddy; there is nobody in Trek who will fight harder to protect their family, even if that means he has to do so from outside of time and space; can cook like a motherfucker

Dr. Hugh Culber - such a beautiful man with a radiant soul; I have no idea why he puts up with the prickly curmudgeon that is Stamets, and he deserves better; if he gives you his heart, you have it forever, obviously, or else their breakup would have (should have) stayed permanent; gay, so I'd actually stand no chance 😅

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Sarah Bella
Sarah Bella

Written by Sarah Bella

Life: stranger than fiction. Special interests, the stuff of neurodivergence: AuDHD/INTJ. Intersect. Feminism/Mental & Sexual Health/Poli-Psy/Pop Culture/More

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